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Grandma Loves to Dance

by Cheddar Peppers

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This silly little song is something I concocted inside my head. It has nothing to do with either of my grandmothers, both of whom were incredibly sweet women. I was fortunate to have been blessed with wonderful grandmothers. I loved each of them dearly and I am extremely grateful for all the memories they bestowed upon me. I can assure you that the grandmother portrayed in my song is most certainly NOT a person who either of my grandmothers would have associated with in any way, shape or form. I can also assure you that neither of my grandmothers would approve of me writing this song in the first place. With that being said, the sole purpose of this song was strictly for my own amusement and to tickle my funny bone. However, I found it too funny to keep all to myself. At this moment in time, we are smack dab in the middle of a global pandemic. Protesters are marching in the streets. Looters and rioters have ravished our cities. One of the most controversial presidential elections in American history is underway. It seems to me as if the whole world is on edge. So, I decided to go ahead and share this song and hopefully distribute as many smiles as I can along the way. I hope you find humor in this song, the way I intended it to be. If for any reason you discover this song hits too close to home... you can tell your grandma I wrote a song for her.

Yeah my grandma rides a Harley!
Tim

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My poor grandpa passed away
Just about this time last fall
I tried to contact grandma
But she won't return my call

She’s got herself a boyfriend
On the other side of town
And a few more on her Snapchat
Yeah my grandma gets around

Some grandma's like to bake
Other grandma's like to sew
But my granny goes to honky-tonks
‘Cause she likes to do the do-si-do

Yeah my granny likes to get drunk
And show off her tight pants
She parties 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

She doesn't go to church now
'Cause she stays out late all night
And everywhere my granny goes
She's always lookin' for a fight

She likes throwin' bottles
And she likes breakin' glass
Yeah my grandma rides a Harley
And can kick your grandma's ass

Some grandma's like to sew
Other grandma's like to bake
But my granny gets arrested
For swimmin' naked in the lake

Yeah my granny likes to get drunk
And show off her tight pants
She parties 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

No she won't make Sunday's service
'Cause she stayed out late all night
And anywhere my granny goes
There’s bound to be a fight

'Cause she likes throwin' bottles
And she likes breakin' glass
She’s out there on her Harley
Just a kickin’ grandma ass

Grandma's like to bake
Other grandma's like to sew
But my granny goes to honky-tonks
‘Cause she likes to do the do-si-do

Yeah my granny she gets drunk
And shows off her tight pants
She’s gonna party 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

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released September 22, 2020
Tim Hill / Cheddar Peppers

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Cheddar Peppers Little Rock, Arkansas

Founded across the Arkansas River from Little Rock, Cheddar Peppers is the latest country music endeavor by lyricist / songwriter Tim Hill. Cheddar Peppers music incorporates an explosion of both American modern country and Southern rock sounds... all beautifully intertwined together. Each song is a musical journey, crisscrossing genres, while still serving up a distinctive southern flavor. ... more

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